Thanksgiving Weather forcast

[AApple]

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

 

[Omega Man]

OMG...I just figured it out!

"A"Apple is Adams Apple. Never did understand your handle Joel. :hihihi:

~O~

 

[AApple]

:smilie_happy: :mrgreen: :good:
It's a play on werds, Randy...I started that back in the day, when I was drag racing. All of my red cars were named "Adams' Apple"....as is my '74 Corvette now. I use that name(in some form or another) on all of the forums I am on. :thank_you:

 

[dan filipi]

Yeah, took us only a year to figger that out :doh:

 

[mcgovern61]

I like the forecast! :salute:

 

[scdmarx]

I just figured you wanted to be first in the phone book.

 

[sledge]

:smilie_happy: we loved it ............... :smilie_happy: and where you got your name too. :music: