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paddy.shadow

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The economy is so bad that:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
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Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now worth only 200 words.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Anybody got more of these?
 
The economy is so bad, the CEO of Wal-Mart is shopping at Wal-Mart.

The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
 
I'm so poor, my 7 year old has more money than me.

The economy is so bad I asked the begger if HE has any spare change.

I guess inflation has hit everywhere.
The other day I saw a homeless at the freeway offramp, his sign said $2.00
 
TImes is so bad, yestidy I seen a pimp drivin a Yugo! :fiddle:
 
ever since the creation of nobel class that was created when federal reserve was given power over all other people in this country with all the rites taken from the indivisual and turn over to the few with no accountability at all not even there names there income there never having to pay taxes there rite to counterfeit money has led to complete distuction over peoples rites including property and self determination in this so called land of the free .....ron paul is the only true american in politics that i know of ....

and like dans says my kids have more money than me ....its not there fault that they were born in this crap of gov. theft of the people just a shell game of deceit and lies to the people there suppose to serve ..... its not much of a joke to me :rant: :mrgreen: love that rant guy !!!!! im a patiot of jeus and no other only true goodwill gets any
 

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