The heat brings out the "*******" in crazy people.

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Omega Man

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So I'm on the patio sweeping **** the lawn guy blew onto my patio. This woman walks by and I say "hello" and receive the same from her.

Then **** gets weird. After about one 1 minute she's walking back and asks me if I want some free ****. I can't even remember now what it was but I broke my own rule and somehow ended up talking to this woman. And it went something like this...

Bla bla bla child abduction is high in Cali, Nv and AZ. I'm thinking "good job Randy, you're talking to a nut!!!" Then **** gets weirder. Bla bla bla sex ring, Dutch video I should watch :Awe: Me2myself "**** **** **** end this dumb ass! Bla then it was his turn to participate in the satanic ritual and his task was to sacrifice a child :shock: Me2myself " you see what happens when you talk to strangers Randy your mom was ******* right, AGAIN! Last thing I hear as I turn around to walk in "...all part of the Zionist plot."

So yeah, that just happened before I sat to tell you all about this particular slice of The Twilight Zone. :roll:

~O~
 
Lucky you. Obviously you've had time to forget the lunatics we live among. I wish I could forget just once in a while.
 
I deal with "customers" every day myself. Five ten minutes each is okay and forgettable. But my neighbors insist on being ******** daily.
 
Ya....don't be blamin the heat for that **** O-man....some folks are just bat-**** crazy regardless of the weather. I made the mistake of talkin to an older lady that was out walking the block one morning....thought she would NEVER shut the hell up and leave.... :Doh2:
 
Someday you will all be on medications yourselves and blend right into the crowd. That's what happened to me. The other day I was walking down the street and came upon a guy trying to hobble up an unstable ladder to the 2nd story window. I asked if I could hold the ladder for him, and the rejection made me feel just like that idjit you described. Used to be I couldn't even spell idjit. Now I are one.
 

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