This just ain't right....

[AApple]

Driving home tonight I accidentally hit a turkey.
It flew off my car and landed on the car behind me, which happened to be a police car.
He pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird. :shock:

 

[slabghost]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :good: :thanks:

 

[detdrbuzzard]

thats just foul

 

[tomlind]

So....Who got the turkey? :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[dan filipi]

Hey that's good roadkill!

 

[Omega Man]

That was funneh...

~O~

 

[danf]

I think roadkill is legal to take home in some States, Tenn. I think...could be wrong on that...Roadkill stew is only the Best... :Awe:

 

[Bloodbeard]

3 United States

3.1 Alaska
3.2 Georgia
3.3 Kentucky
3.4 New Jersey
3.5 Tennessee
3.6 Texas
3.7 West Virginia
3.8 Wisconsin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadkill_cuisine

 

[danf]

Eye Done toldyah didint eye.. :smilie_happy: we like that Armodiller on a stick around here.. :smilie_happy: I loved the turkey joke..You had me going there for a second..

 

[AApple]

Eye Done toldyah didint eye.. :smilie_happy: we like that Armodiller on a stick around here..

...With hallypeenys and BBQ sauce....MMmmmmmmm! opcorn:

Texas has always been a "You kill it you eat it" state.....whaddya think we do with the rattlersnakes? :smilie_happy:

 

[tomlind]

Eye Done toldyah didint eye.. :smilie_happy: we like that Armodiller on a stick around here..

...With hallypeenys and BBQ sauce....MMmmmmmmm! opcorn:

Texas has always been a "You kill it you eat it" state.....whaddya think we do with the rattlersnakes? :smilie_happy:

I always wanted a pair of snake-skin grips! :good:

 

[danf]

I'm sooo happy I'm not the only messed up dude around here... :smilie_happy:

 

[AApple]

I always wanted a pair of snake-skin grips! :good:

Next time I goes back home, I'll git ya a "Do it yerself snakeskin grip" kit....they come two to a package....and they'll be live, so you don't have tuh be in no hurry to git it done.... :smilie_happy:

 

[riff raff]

Is that what they mean by runnin afoul with the law? :roll: I know, someone had to say it! sorry

 

[danf]

:smilie_happy:

 

[tomlind]

I'll bet there was some foul words exchanged as well... :smilie_happy: