What happens when you forget your anniversary!

[mcgovern61]

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . Bob has been missing since Friday!

 

[AApple]

:shock:
Well crap...I guess I better send the new scales I just bought back...dangit :head bang:
What perfect timing this was, Gerry...Mama's & my 17th anny is Saturday! :smilie_happy:

 

[dan filipi]

Ohhh that would NOT be a good present!

One Christmas about 10 years ago I bought my wife a towel warmer for the bathroom.

You know the response, "Oh......thank you dear"

Well maybe I'm dumb or something but I still can't understand what the problem was. :headscratch:

 

[AApple]

Well dang, Dan..."If I have to explain, you'll NEVER unnerstand...".


I learned a loooong time ago to NEVER give a woman a gift that plugs in..... :swoon:

 

[detdrbuzzard]

how come when a woman expects a man to give her a gift it most times has something to do with jewlry but when she gets a gift for a man its t-shirts and undies :?:

 

[joedrum]

thats great gerry even early in the morning sckool rush hour everyone stop to laugh arty: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :mrgreen:

 

[slabghost]

here it's just another day. I can't even remember what month it was.

 

[jerryinmich57]

Everything I own that has a datebook in it is marked for mine from my cellphone computer and even my calender at work :Egyptian: .
It has worked 33 times so far with another one comming up in October :music: .
So I guess I don't want to know what would happen if I forgot.
Jerry

 

[toytender01]

Bel[ve me NOTHING WILL HAPPEN (so I am told often) :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :crying: :lazy:

 

[paddy.shadow]

:beg: :beg: :beg: :crying: :crying: :crying:

 

[GILLT]

Well dang, Dan..."If I have to explain, you'll NEVER unnerstand...".


I learned a loooong time ago to NEVER give a woman a gift that plugs in..... :swoon:

With a blank look on her face, She'll ask you if you know how to use it, because she'll tell you she dont. :headscratch: :smilie_happy:

 

[riff raff]

Don't have to worry about it. I've been divorcded 11 years, and I'm sngle now. Guess no selfrespectin woman will have anything to do with me! That's why I put a solo seat on my 83. I can't find a passenger! Haven't figured out if that's good or bad yet though. :Egyptian:

 

[danf]

Sooo Perhaps some Jenny Craig weightwatchers stuff would be a good gift if she is topping the scales at 200lbs... Yikes I'm in trouble now..Death would be upon me soon.. Get a women something she like's, listen to her throughout the year, get her a bunch of things she wanted but you had to say no to...Mom told me to always get a women something personal, a good perfume, powders, ask other women advise...Wine her and Dine her as if it was your first date..Do something insane for her like go shopping with her all day... :shock: that would kill me.. Sometimes just hold her hand and tell her how special she still is....Blow off a sports game for her or a planned fishing or hunting trip for her and make sure she knows your doing it for her.. My two cents...But the Cardinal rule is this,,,, Never forget it..Poor Bob...I shall send flowers