Where are You?????

[silverbullet]

A elderly married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"

The old fellow answered his phone, "Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day."

The wife was quite surprised and replied, "Yes, I remember that my Love."

"Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."

 

[dan filipi]

Lol!

Will be a while before HE gets any.

 

[slabghost]

That'd be my response too. Might be why my wife won't go shopping with me. oh2:

 

[joedrum]

hmmmm inever liked jewery stores and malls have them like vultures waiting to pic you apart over your girl or wife .... :cheeky: :sensored: :cheeky: