Why bus rides take so long...

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AApple

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There I was riding a bus, minding my own damn bidness, when the gorgeous woman next to me started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she says, "Come on, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man here." ( :shock: )
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she says again, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." ( :beg: )

After a few more minutes of this, I finally blurted out,

"Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!" :Awe:
 
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