Why Italians pass their guns on

[AApple]

An old Italian man is dying.

He calls his grandson to his bedside and says, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver
so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" asks his grandson.

The old Italian, with a kindly look on his face replies, "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business,
you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and
maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...

Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up?" oh2:

:smilie_happy:

 

[dan filipi]

:smilie_happy: :clapping:

 

[slabghost]

:smilie_happy: oh2: :hihihi:

 

[BigAndrew]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: Lmao... That went totally a different way then i thought it would :mrgreen: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

 

[sledge]

good point ................... :smilie_happy: