You know you're an EXTREME Redneck when...

[AApple]

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

annnnnd.....


17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


NOW Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY :fishin:

 

[slabghost]

My rv is old enough ta vote does that count?

 

[dan filipi]

Hey our bikes are old enough to vote too, do they count?

I'd like to have an RV in the yard but not enough room.
If you saw all the junk I have, sheesh.

 

[silverbullet]

In one of the small towns I deliver Mail to, A fellow bought a gas station from an elderly lady. Built a room on the back of it for video poker & a couple pool tables. Once in a while he has a band colled "The Rowdy Boys" play there........Above the door way entrance is a sign naming it......
"The Cubby Hole" Yes, Exterme rednecks....alive & well!! :salute:

 

[Bobo]

My all time favorite bar sign is still:

"Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear."

Believe it was Amarillo where I first saw it.

 

[joedrum]

ive been an extreme redneck :shock:i aint changing ...i aint wearing that ...you cant make me ....me and bubba are going to swamp party....were going two legged white tail hunting :Egyptian: :mrgreen: