85 Aspencade: A paradoxical impressionists overview of life.

[Professor]

The saga with my 85 Aspencade continues.

After finally overcoming the wobble challenge I discovered something new about my love. She, as any red blooded female would, admires the ability to rise to an occasion while simultaneously refuting one's need to vitiate when appropriate.

To adjust my bike's suspension to an increased load is easy, I simply push a button to address the front or rear shock system and increase the pressure via her on board compressor. This is facilely accomplished.

Yet, when it comes time to "rejuvenate" via an anticlimax deflation she refuses to oblige.

Therein lies the paradoxical impressionism, it seems easy to get it up yet impossible to get back down.

Where should I begin my search for the causation of this non deflating "rise to the occasion" within this bike's on board compressor/suspension system?

 

[Steve83]

If it lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical assistance immediately!

:whistling: :hihihi: :doh:

I'm not too familiar with the on-board compressor systems, but it sounds like a simple sticking valve - just a matter of finding and cleaning it...

 

[Anonymous]

The saga with my 85 Aspencade continues when it comes time to "rejuvenate" via an anticlimax deflation she refuses to oblige.

Ok I'm confused - are we talking about my ex wife or not?

 

[Ansimp]

Hit it with a cold spoon :smilie_happy:

 

[Professor]

If it lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical assistance immediately!

:whistling: :hihihi: :doh:

I'm not too familiar with the on-board compressor systems, but it sounds like a simple sticking valve - just a matter of finding and cleaning it...

I am so glad you could see the humor in this post. While the challenge with my bike is real this entry was created, in it's format, to illicit a smile.

I cannot stop laughing at your response. :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[Professor]

The saga with my 85 Aspencade continues when it comes time to "rejuvenate" via an anticlimax deflation she refuses to oblige.

Ok I'm confused - are we talking about my ex wife or not?

No, the posting is real and your response to it is GREAT!

Did we once upon a time, get smart, and divorce the same woman? :salute:

 

[Professor]

Hit it with a cold spoon :smilie_happy:

Absolutely loving it. What a terrific way to start the day - inundated with laughter. :yahoo:

 

[AApple]

Where should I begin my search for the causation of this non deflating "rise to the occasion" within this bike's on board compressor/suspension system?

Take the TV, and all bike magazines/posters out of the garage....then the bike won't be able to watch any bike porn....
Problem solved. :ahem:

 

[Steve83]

Where should I begin my search for the causation of this non deflating "rise to the occasion" within this bike's on board compressor/suspension system?

Take the TV, and all bike magazines/posters out of the garage....then the bike won't be able to watch any bike porn....
Problem solved. :ahem:

Good point. Probably lookin' at all those naked Goldwings!

 

[Professor]

I should have known! I will remove all of the above mentioned immediately. Naked Goldwings running through my girls engine ,,,, :Egyptian:

 

[mcgovern61]

:shock: This could be bad......these types of addictions could be serious! Maybe the bike needs some counseling! :hihihi:

 

[Professor]

Wait a minute !!!

I am a retired Therapist and I just had a new patch sewn on my leathers, it reads: My Bike Is My Psychiatrist.

Now what do I do? arty:

 

[mwbill37841]

i don't know :headscratch: ask her what she thinks :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[SRH87GL]

Or Ask her how does that make you feel :hihihi:

 

[mcgovern61]

Or Ask her how does that make you feel :hihihi:

Remember...it isn't about feelings.....it is a matter of right and wrong.....for all we know, the bike ordered the calenders without permission or had them slipped to her by another bike. I think an intervention may be needed! :shock:

 

[OldWrench]

This is the best thread I have read in some time. Wish I had that problem. One of two things I would guess, the switch isn't activating the lowering valve or as stated the valve is sticking. Sometimes the coil on electrically controlled valves fail. I would start by checking the voltage to the lowering valve. If there if voltage to the valve, check the resistance in the coil.

 

[joedrum]

my wife refuses to let me check her coils..... resistance or amperage ...so the bike is much better ... and therapy is only needed for the wife .....

 

[OldWrench]

Speaking of psychology my parents believed in applied psychology, normally applied with a belt. Not sure why they didn't read Dr. Ben Spock.

 

[buffdaddy56]

Kinda makes me want to look at my '85 Aspy in a different light. :hihihi: