Anyone know some that knows someone with a Parrot?

[slabghost]

We used to breed parrots and Now I find myself with a bunch of empty large cages. I spent a small fortune on these buggers so I'd like them to go to folks who will use them. Contact me and we'll talk. I can take/send pics. And I know the different species.

 

[mcgovern61]

Sorry in advance........this is from a friend of mine. :smilie_happy:

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."

 

[dan filipi]

That is good!

Shake your Dads hand and give him a pat on the back for me will ya?

 

[toytender01]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :music: :yahoo: :yahoo:

 

[mwbill37841]

realy a good one. i'll have to remember that one.lmao

 

[fysty-1]

OMG is that ever a good one. Had both Dani & I rolling. :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: Sorry I can't answer the original post.

 

[slabghost]

Okay if it's laughs you want.

A burglar sneaks into a house late at night.
He takes one step and a voice from the darkness calls out. " Jesus is watching you."

He thinks back. He's been watching the house a while. "I know no one is home."

He takes another step and the voice again says. "Jesus is watching you."

Now he turns on his flashlight and points toward the voice, Illuminating a large cage containing a parrot.

He asks the parrot. "Did you say Jesus is watching me?"

Parrot replies. "Yes."

"What's your name?" he asks.


"Clarence"


"What idiot named you Clarence" He asked.


The bird replied.................




..................


..........


The same idiot who named the pit bull Jesus.

 

[fysty-1]

Okay if it's laughs you want.

A burglar sneaks into a house late at night.
He takes one step and a voice from the darkness calls out. " Jesus is watching you."

He thinks back. He's been watching the house a while. "I know no one is home."

He takes another step and the voice again says. "Jesus is watching you."

Now he turns on his flashlight and points toward the voice, Illuminating a large cage containing a parrot.

He asks the parrot. "Did you say Jesus is watching me?"

Parrot replies. "Yes."

"What's your name?" he asks.


"Clarence"


"What idiot named you Clarence" He asked.


The bird replied.................




..................


..........


The same idiot who named the pit bull Jesus.

That is rad, ghost! I almost was going to answer your first line, " Okay if it's laughs you want?" with no he wants to sell cages but then I realized who was posting. Duh!!!!@! :head bang: :head bang: :head bang: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: