- Joined
- Dec 3, 2009
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- Location
- Duncanville, Texas
- My Bike Models
- 1981 GL1100 Innerstate("The Turd")SOLD!!, 1996 GL1500 Innerstate
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So...there I wuz last nite, drivin down the road, mindin my own :sensored: bidness, and on my dash display I see "STOP ENGINE"---"ENGINE OVERHEATED"
WHUT? :shock: I manage to get over to da right side of da road, under a bridge...did I mention it be rainin? Anywho, I gits out, opens da hood, and see...well...nuttin. It's dark, it's rainin, and the rush hour traffic be whizzin by just darin me to step out just one more inch. I check the raditater, and..it's dry as a bone.... :crying: :crying: and don't smell too gud.
So I calls Mama, and Mama calls the insurance for roadside assistance...I get a call aboot 15 minutes later from an automated service, tellin me it's guna be "55 mintes" for service. Thanks. Did I mention it's rainin? And it's 40 degrees? And I gots no heat?
Aboot 45 minutes later, some feller that barely speaks englese calls, wantin to know where I am, cause all they tell heem is on I-20. After aboot 5 minutes I finally get him to unnerstand where I am....He eventually shows up... at a car aboot 1/2 mile BEHIND me. :rant:
He eventually pulls up to where I am, got the car loaded, and I bangs me haid on the dadgum mirror on the side of the truck, dang near knocked meself out. :head bang:
Then, I have to tell heem 15 times when we get to the house to just drop it in the street, and I'll pull it in the driveway. And....it's rainin even harder now, and I've sit with the flashies on so long the dam battery is bout ded, so I gotta use my booster box to get it started and in the driveway. Can't look at or attempt a fix until it stops rainin. Might be a while.... :Awe: And...since it's rainin, and will be for the next 20 years or so, I cain't ride the Wing, so I had to steal Mama's car for a few days. I may get a new battery for her Corvette and just drive it....
Just to make the beginin of this fine year more interesting, I also dang near cut my friggin thumb off last Friday...it herts to this very day.
:ahem: So...how's the New Year treatin ya'll? :whistling:
So...there I wuz last nite, drivin down the road, mindin my own :sensored: bidness, and on my dash display I see "STOP ENGINE"---"ENGINE OVERHEATED"
WHUT? :shock: I manage to get over to da right side of da road, under a bridge...did I mention it be rainin? Anywho, I gits out, opens da hood, and see...well...nuttin. It's dark, it's rainin, and the rush hour traffic be whizzin by just darin me to step out just one more inch. I check the raditater, and..it's dry as a bone.... :crying: :crying: and don't smell too gud.
So I calls Mama, and Mama calls the insurance for roadside assistance...I get a call aboot 15 minutes later from an automated service, tellin me it's guna be "55 mintes" for service. Thanks. Did I mention it's rainin? And it's 40 degrees? And I gots no heat?
Aboot 45 minutes later, some feller that barely speaks englese calls, wantin to know where I am, cause all they tell heem is on I-20. After aboot 5 minutes I finally get him to unnerstand where I am....He eventually shows up... at a car aboot 1/2 mile BEHIND me. :rant:
He eventually pulls up to where I am, got the car loaded, and I bangs me haid on the dadgum mirror on the side of the truck, dang near knocked meself out. :head bang:
Then, I have to tell heem 15 times when we get to the house to just drop it in the street, and I'll pull it in the driveway. And....it's rainin even harder now, and I've sit with the flashies on so long the dam battery is bout ded, so I gotta use my booster box to get it started and in the driveway. Can't look at or attempt a fix until it stops rainin. Might be a while.... :Awe: And...since it's rainin, and will be for the next 20 years or so, I cain't ride the Wing, so I had to steal Mama's car for a few days. I may get a new battery for her Corvette and just drive it....
Just to make the beginin of this fine year more interesting, I also dang near cut my friggin thumb off last Friday...it herts to this very day.
:ahem: So...how's the New Year treatin ya'll? :whistling: