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Terry

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A woman goes to the doctor very worried about her husband's hot temper.

The doctor asks:
So whats the problem?

And the woman replies:
Doctor I'm at my wits end and just don't know what to do anymore.
Every day lately my husband loses his temper, and it scares me,

The Doctor says:
"Oh, I have just the thing, it's a sure cure for that.
Next time when it seems like your husband is starting to get angry, just take big drink of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking radiant, fresh, and reborn.

The woman says:
"Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water.
I swished and swished, and he calmed right down!
How in the world does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says:
"The water itself does nothing. It's the keeping your mouth shut part that does the trick."


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