I heard this joke

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this little , short , skinny guy gets into an elevator , and there is a Huge mountain of a man in there , and the little guy is looking at the big man .
the big man is kinda use to people looking at him , and they all ask the same questions , so ... he said.... 7' , 350 lb. , 20" penis , 6 lbs. of testicles , Turner Brown .......... and instantly the little guy Faints.... the big man starts trying to wake the little guy up....and he asks him why he fainted , in a weak voice the little guy says , what was it you said to me ??? and the big guy said , I saw you looking and I thought I'd just give you the answers that everybody always wants to know......... I'm 7' tall , I weigh 350 lb. , I have a 20" penis , my Testicles weigh 3 lbs. each , and my name is Turner Brown ..... and the little guy said Turner Brown ???? Sweet Jesus , I thought you said , Turn Around .
 

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