I tried desperately to help!

[AApple]

At about 8:30 Tuesday morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic who was also struggling to stay afloat because he was wearing a large backpack of drugs on his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. So being a responsible citizen, I sent notice to the US Border Patrol and the Office of Homeland Security.


It is now nearly 4 pm on Wednesday and none of the officials have responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two 44 cent stamps. :ahem:

 

[joedrum]

if they did respone they would have save them and gave them the keys to the country

 

[dan filipi]

It's Friday now, did they make it?

 

[detdrbuzzard]

probally not, the message has to go through the chain of command before a field officer can respond :grin:

 

[AApple]

Still haven't heard back from BPC...I'm starting to get worried about those poor fellers in the river. It gets cold this time of year....

 

[OldWrench]

US Border report, two well known terrorist were drug from the Colorado River, they were wrapped up in chains. Official finding was they had stolen more chain than they could swim with. :fiddle:

 

[sledge]

:smilie_happy: there are a few Towel Heads here ........but they are all Dr's....... and the Mexicans ........ well, they are all Drunk.