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AApple

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Just in case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of that ******* customer you're holding underwater.




See, it worked. You're smiling already. :mrgreen:
 
its works even better when its your favorite banker that trying to cush your life or maybe the politician that totally lies to you to get your vote ..or the moneychanger insurance guy tells you your full covereage home insurance isnt when its a pile of rubble ...theres a lot of people that sould be there before the customer who suffers from the laws that force everyone to buy worthless crap masters of all ....thats stress releaf that would cure the world :smilie_happy: :cheeky: :builder: :mrgreen:
 

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