Wimin drivers

[AApple]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN in a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds...to continue shaving.
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped My electric shaver Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel , I knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear, Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs, Splashed , And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the dang phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call.




Danged women drivers! :rant: :sensored: :rant:

 

[54Greybeard]

I see alot of that sort of stuff here in Maryland. People commuting to Washington D.C. from here getting ready for work on the way. I also see a lot of people driving with a dog on their lap. We have a law, recently added to the books to fine people for talking on their cell phones while driving but the cops are too busy typing on their in car computers to notice anyone breaking that law. Recently, Baltimore was crowned home of the second rudest driver's in the US.

 

[slabghost]

Seems everyone feels the need to multitask. Around here I'm one of the few without a cell phone to the ear. How do so many talk so much without saying anything? Even the police are driving and yakking on the cell phones. Good luck getting me to answer any phone. :smilie_happy:

 

[dan filipi]

Its the race to stay alive these days.
Things are moving too dang fast anymore.

I used to answer calls while driving but not any more, too distracting.
Non hands free is over a $300 ticket here!

 

[sledge]

I DON'T talk on a phone while driving. the wife talks....and I DRIVE. she is a lot better at the phone thing, and I am a lot better at the driving thing. ..... just ask her. :smilie_happy:

 

[paddy.shadow]

My wife calls me while I'm on the "wing?!?!?!??!?! :shock: :doh: "Honey? Which hand do you want me to use to answer that?" I no longer carry a phone, I'm much happier. :hihihi:

 

[slabghost]

I'll carry the dang thing but it's turned off.

 

[toytender01]

Things are getting so scary out on the roads that when I get up in the morning I consult the Obits just to see fi I need to plan my day!!!! :smilie_happy: :Egyptian: :cheeky:

 

[BigAndrew]

Most of the people i tend to pass that are going under the speed limit are women on their call phones :headscratch:
Or old women that cant hardly see over the steering wheel :smilie_happy: