A Guest for Dinner

[silverbullet]

Unannounced, a man brings his best buddy home for dinner at 5:30 after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband says, "Because he's thinking of getting married..."

 

[joedrum]

good man :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :mrgreen:

 

[Steve83]

And people wonder why I'm not married...

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :clapping: :clapping:

 

[zman]

Good one :smilie_happy:
:mrgreen:

 

[Omega Man]

I'll have you know I have been very well trained, at least that's what my wife tells everyone...and for some reason every time I hear a bell I start to salivate.

~O~

 

[slabghost]

Exactly why I have 3 exes.