The young blonde is at the pearly gates, hoping to enjoy heaven forever. St. Peter tells her that she must answer 3 questions correctly, then she may enter.
"OK, question one: What was the name of the first man on Earth?"
She quickly replied, "Oh man, that's an easy one! It was Adam."
Ding! Ding! Ding! Bells rang and lights flashed! "That's correct!" St. Peter said. "Question two: What was the name of the first woman on Earth?"
Again, she quickly replied, "Oh man, another easy one! It was Eve."
Ding! Ding! Ding! "Very good!" Peter said. "Last question: What were the very first words Eve said to Adam?"
She paused, and muttered, "Oh man, that's a hard one..."
Ding! Ding! Ding! :doh: :hihihi: :whistling:
"OK, question one: What was the name of the first man on Earth?"
She quickly replied, "Oh man, that's an easy one! It was Adam."
Ding! Ding! Ding! Bells rang and lights flashed! "That's correct!" St. Peter said. "Question two: What was the name of the first woman on Earth?"
Again, she quickly replied, "Oh man, another easy one! It was Eve."
Ding! Ding! Ding! "Very good!" Peter said. "Last question: What were the very first words Eve said to Adam?"
She paused, and muttered, "Oh man, that's a hard one..."
Ding! Ding! Ding! :doh: :hihihi: :whistling:
