Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny : "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: FOUR crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots ONE. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None".
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher, may I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Ummm...well...okay, sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny : "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: FOUR crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots ONE. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None".
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher, may I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Ummm...well...okay, sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
