Fishing Story

[AApple]

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.





There was that same snake, with two frogs in his mouth. :beer:

 

[joedrum]

i think the snake wants two shots this time ..... :beer: :beer: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :mrgreen:

 

[dan filipi]

That's my kind of drinking buddy! :smilie_happy:

 

[BigAndrew]

As George Thorogood says... I drink alone... :music2: :salute:

 

[AApple]

As George Thorogood says... I drink alone... :music2: :salute:

"Drink alone"????

Dang...all these years I thought it was "I drink cologne".... oh2:

 

[dan filipi]

As George Thorogood says... I drink alone... :music2: :salute:

"Drink alone"????

Dang...all these years I thought it was "I drink cologne".... oh2:

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[oldhack62]

I'm with W.C. Fields on this one, which I believe entirely, by the way, Dan, because it has happened to me, too!:
"Always carry a flagon of whisk(e)y in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake."

 

[BigAndrew]

"Drink alone"????

Dang...all these years I thought it was "I drink cologne".... oh2:

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :salute: Mmmmm Thats the good stuff :mrgreen: