I Had To Share This...

[Steve83]

Last week, a group of Hells Angels were riding South on I-85 in North Carolina country when they saw a girl about to jump off the Catawba River Bridge.

They stopped.

George, the top biker was a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Troopers and he says, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that there railin'?"

She says "I'm going to commit suicide!"

George says "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, how about you give ol' George here your best goodbye kiss?"

Without hesitation, she leaned back over the rail and did just that. And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss plus a few more real wet ones. George gets cheers of approval from his biker-buddies, onlookers, and even the State Troopers.

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you got there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." :shock:

 

[Terry]

Ewww, just ewww, ugh, cough, spit, cuss.

That's just so wrong.

 

[dan filipi]

:smilie_happy:

 

[Piper]

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Goldwing rider dies and goes to the gate for evaluation

St Peter looks down at his I-pad+ and says "Well, I don't know here, you were pretty wild as a teenager and I don't see anything outstanding in your record here to change that"

The rider says " Wait a minute! What about the time I was riding along and saw the Hells Angel's biker gang harassing a young girl and I stopped and went up to the leader, kicked him in the shin, and demanded that they leave the young girl alone?"

St Peter looks again at his I-pad+ and says "I don't see that in your record here! When did this happen?"

The biker glancing at his watch says "About a minute and a half ago!"

 

[zman]

:smilie_happy: Nothing beats a morning laugh..thanks guys.

 

[julimike54]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:
Good ones