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- Dec 3, 2009
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- 22,409
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- Location
- Van Nuys Ca.
- My Bike Models
- 1983 Interstate
2018 KLR 650
2018 BMW S1000 RR
- My Bike Logs forum link
- https://classicgoldwings.com/forums/dan-filipi.122/
Redneck Yard Swing
A Redneck passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
Redneck Cooler
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .....
"Go ahead."
Redneck Cellar
Redneck Garden
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Redneck Limo
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
Redneck Mailbox
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been a teeth brush)
Redneck Time Out
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Weenie Roast
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair
Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
![image001.jpg image001.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/426-image001.jpg)
A Redneck passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
Redneck Cooler
![image002.jpg image002.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/427-image002.jpg)
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .....
"Go ahead."
Redneck Cellar
![image003.jpg image003.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/428-image003.jpg)
Redneck Garden
![image004.jpg image004.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/429-image004.jpg)
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Redneck Limo
![image005.jpg image005.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/430-image005.jpg)
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
Redneck Mailbox
![image006.jpg image006.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/431-image006.jpg)
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been a teeth brush)
Redneck Time Out
![image007.jpg image007.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/432-image007.jpg)
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Weenie Roast
![image008.jpg image008.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/433-image008.jpg)
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair
![image009.jpg image009.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/434-image009.jpg)
Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
![image010.jpg image010.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/435-image010.jpg)
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
![image011.jpg image011.jpg](https://cdn.imagearchive.com/classicgoldwings/data/attach/0/436-image011.jpg)