The Redneck Lifestyle

[dan filipi]

Redneck Yard Swing

A Redneck passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.

Redneck Cooler

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .....
"Go ahead."

Redneck Cellar

Redneck Garden

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Redneck Limo

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

Redneck Mailbox

Who invented the toothbrush?

A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been a teeth brush)

Redneck Time Out

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

Redneck Weenie Roast

A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Redneck Wheelchair

Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

 

[AApple]

I resemble those remarks.... :cheeky:
:smilie_happy:

 

[BigAndrew]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: Good one Dan :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

 

[sledge]

:smilie_happy: the guy on the left ....... looks like my X Bro.-in-law........ remember I said ( X ) :smilie_happy:

 

[scdmarx]

:smilie_happy: the guy on the left ....... looks like my X Bro.-in-law........ remember I said ( X ) :smilie_happy:

Whew! Thanks! I was afraid people would think it was me! :beer:

 

[sledge]

I Live way out in the middle of nowhere , in the Tennessee mountains ......... so what is it really thats wrong with these Pictures. :music3: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[Montecman]

I'm soo glad that God made me a Country Boy and not a Red-Neck!

 

[ebanjo]

The Wheel chair is great, made me chuckle.

 

[AApple]

Actually, the wheelchair is a real deal, but it ain't gots nuthin tuh do wid rednecks. I saw a story on telebishun a couple of nites ago, and they had some of them thar wheeliechars. They used them to help disabled younger folks get out and have some fun around the beach, and backwoods. It were a purdy gud story. :mrgreen:

 

[slabghost]

It all looks poifekly noimal ta me!

 

[brianinpa]

wat yoo-all laffin aboot? Dem der tings look find to ma two.

 

[joedrum]

I am sure jesus like red necks much better than the civilized...I am very proud to one and intend to get better at it

 

[backyardtrouble]

Hey, ya'll quit talking about me....i knew i should have worn more than a tee shirt...redneck i am...lol.

 

[backlander]

Can you understand Red neck medicaly ?

 

[slabghost]

Tenderloins......................Whut ya got after she kicked yew!

 

[ebanjo]

 

[joedrum]

looks like my house LOL

 

[ebanjo]

That were my last place

 

[AApple]

Wull heck far.....I were 35 yars old afore I founded out houses dint ALL have wheels on em....and floors.

Here's the lim-o-zeen me an ma had when we-uns got hitched....