![Astonished face :astonished: š²](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f632.png)
So there I was, ridin home this evenin, mindin my own damn bidness, and the moron in an Escalade in front of me ain't payin attention to what's goin on in front of HIM, and he slams on the brakes. Traffic is runnin about 60-65mph, I got my feets up on the hiway boards, and I grab the front brake while tryin to swerve to keep from runnin slap into the rear of this douchebag(at 60 mph). Front brake GRABS, skiddin the front tire in a full right turn lock. By then I have my feets down, but the bike is already leanin, scrapin pavement on the floorboards to the right, and I'm headed into the lane to the right of me, whether I like it or not. Luckily, the Ford truck that WAS in that lane had just moved into the lane to his right, or he would have run over the top of me. Never went down, tho...got off the brake quick enough to come out of the skid, and the bike magically uprighted itself perfectly in the lane. and I throttled it up enough to keep speed, and down the road I went, unscathed. Well...might have been a wee bit of
![Poop :poop: :poop:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
exhausted, but we'll not get into that.
![Shushing face :shushing_face: š¤«](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92b.png)
Damn lucky I dint do a flyover...or werst.
This was prolly the closest I've come to really bein maggot meat on a bike. Someone/thing is definitely lookin out for me...
So...how wuz YOUR day?
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